An introduction.
When Seth moved into town in 5th grade, we instantly hated each other. We think it had something to do with socks. But by 6th grade, we were great friends and, 15 years later, we still are.
But, if there’s one thing the world needs to know about Seth, it’s his love of a proper rant. Pick a topic, and he will pick a side and argue it until you walk away in frustration, ready to punch a baby (which is probably what you were arguing about in the first place). I’m sure that on his deathbed, instead of voicing regrets for the things he did or didn’t do with his life, his eyes will come alive once more and his dry, cracked lips will form a whispered sentence.
“That argument we had about the Matrix in 2003? I was totally right.”
And with those words, his final breath, he will fall into sweet slumber.
Thus, this post begins the chronicling of his interesting, well-supported, and often Really Freaking Crazy opinions about whatever topic might happen to spring to mind. Because years from now, when Seth is the CEO of some Fortune 500 company, we’ll need to look back on these rants and say to ourselves one thing:
Man that dude was crazy!
