In which, uh… I have NO IDEA…
It’s short, but the per-capita craziness would make the Unabomber jealous.
“In these on again, off again times of yore, we must never forget the sacrifices made by us for the generations of old. For example, our grandparents never drank beer; they drank Killian’s. And Killian’s is a bad beer. So when you look on Great Grandmother Matilda, who’s been married to her 19th century lesbian lover for thirteen years after the fallout from that grease party back on Tuber street, think of all the time you kicked grass at a young child.”
Whaaaaaat?
My Crazy Friend 
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